As well as one to one phone domination I also receive initiates at my fully equipped premises; a converted stable block deep in the heart of the Derbyshire countryside and my chambers rang today with the squeals of a most unfortunate little piggy! He had arrived as arranged at my premises BUT he was 3 minutes late! The outrageous cheek of it! Naturally this did not make me especially well disposed to the individual concerned and his comeuppance was swift, read on to find out more …
It being a rather chilly day, I instructed him to strip on the spot and once his pathetic pasty white carcass was revealed summarily marched him into the centre of the stable courtyard, instructed the worm to fill the bucket with the hand pump there (his lardy buttocks quivering all the while) and finally lashed him firmly to the pump post with a handy coil of rope.
Once I had him trussed up to my satisfaction I lifted the bucket of freezing cold pump water and flung the entire contents over the sorry specimen, causing him to gasp in shock, his piggy little eyes nearly popping out. I bet his stupid heart nearly stopped!